ACT FAST! Our "Prime" Sale Runs January 1 to December 31

It's that prime time of year again, when "prime" deals drop on the world's most prime online marketplace for "prime" deals. Customers in search of "prime" deals rush to get in on some "prime" deals. It's a prime time for "prime" deals.

We here at Writer's Block Coffee don't want to miss out. That's why I'm announcing a limited-time sale.

From January 1 to December 31, you can get roast-to-order coffee beans delivered to your door at cost. You won't even pay for U.S. shipping.

Now for the Q&A, where I answer every question with "no."

Does this coffee suck? No. Not even close. 

But is this too good to be true? Also no.

Can you buy this coffee on Amazon? No. 

The coffee must be made by pillaging some precious natural resource and/or dumping enriched uranium into a trout pond, right? No. In fact, it's processed with far less water than the big brands.

Is this really a limited-time sale if runs throughout the year? No. And also yes. Time is always limited. Don't spend it overpaying for garbage coffee.

Will the coffee beans be delivered to my door with a smile? No. The couriers are slammed fulfilling orders for Amazon's Prime Day.

There you have it. Drink up!

~Ben